Word Problems in Math

I get a workbook in math class. The problem I get is a fill-in-the-blank word problem. It says, Kerrigan is k inches tall. Mia is 4 inches shorter than Kerrigan. Kevin is 3 inches shorter than Mia. What? A math problem with pigeons? SNAP! I lose focus. I go into the void of One Direction. Kevin the Pigeon. Everytime it says Kevin, I write, "the pigeon" under it.

Another workbook fill-in-the-blank problem is... William blah blah blah... I immediately think about Louis William Tomlinson. So I write in Louis above all the Williams, and Tomlinson below. Louis Tomlinson is perfection.

The page after Louis William Tomlinson is a word problem. It says Johanna. I instantly think about the Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Johanna Mason, the tribute from District 7, who plays in the third Quarter Quell. I write "Mason" under Johanna. Like A Boss. BTW the Hunger Games: Catching Fire movie is out on November 22nd, 2013. You'd better watch it.