My Teachers Keep Saying "Direction"

Why teachers, why?????????? Don't you know who One Direction is? Don't you know about the endless Directioners in class? We don't need to hear: "The seismic waves go in all DIRECTIONS" or "Follow the DIRECTIONS" or "You thicken the line in only ONE DIRECTION" I like to focus, I want to focus, and I want to get a 100% on my tests but why the hell do you have to say "Direction"? I can't concentrate. If you are a teacher, be careful when you say "DIRECTION" because all the teenage girls and boys are going to be like:

We want to concentrate. Say "way" instead of "Direction" or say "instructions" instead of "Directions." I was in science class, and my teacher was talking about locating the epicenter of an earthquake. She says "Distance. Distance..." This was how I saw it, "...and that you need your DISTANCE, DISTANCE," from "Tell Me A Lie" by One Direction. When she says "One," I see it as either, "She's gonna say 'Direction,'" or "One Thing by One Direction," or "One Way, or Another, I gonna find ya, I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha." I'll post a picture of my "Directioner Notes" from science class later. But the point is, teachers always say "Direction" and I can't focus, because I start thinking about the 5 supercute British-Irish boys!!!!!