Louis Tomlinson Dyes His Hair Red

Louis Tomlinson, the sassmaster from One Direction dyed his hair red for Rednose Day! How sweet! This is for a very important cause. What I don't understand is that he doesn't get recognized for it. What? Why? Donate money to help the needy in the U.K and in Africa by going to http://www.rednoseday.com/whats-going-on/one-direction?utm_source=marketing&utm_medium=redirect&utm_campaign=onedirection

What you need to organize your desk

A desk
A whiteboard
Drawer organizers
Cubbies
Drawers
Shelves
Pencil Cup(s)
Expo Markers (For the whiteboard)
Expo erasers (For the whiteboard)
Desk organizer
Paper Clip Cup
Binder Clip Cup
Tac Cup
Pin Cup
Magnets
Letter Tray
Desk Lamp
Magazine Files
Card Holder
Notecard Holder

We Pied My Social Studies Teacher in the Face!

I'll upload the video later. This was awesome. Three of my friends, Max, Katarina, and Giselle took a two pies each and threw it at my social studies teachers' face!!!!!!!!!!!

Chinese Mirch

This restaurant is AMAZAYN! The food is delicious and the service was excellent. I tried the soup, fried rice, soft cheese wontons, chicken lollipops, and mochi ice cream. I loved it! If you want to go, the restaurant is in Lexington, Manhattan NYC

iPhone Adventure

I have an iPhone 5, but I forgot to charge it overnight, so I borrowed my mom's iPhone 4. I usually put phones in my sweater pocket. Before I left the school building during dismissal, I made sure I still had the phone. Then I left and bought a St. Patricks day tinsel wig and a horn which I named Niall Horn. Get it? I walked to the subway with my friends, blowing Niall Horn at their faces. When I got home, I rang my doorbell, but no one was opening it. I wondered if my mom took my sister to the playground. I looked for the phone so I could call her. It wasn't in my sweater, or coat... or bookbag. I panicked. I retraced my steps to the subway. It wasn't their. I took the train to stop I get off on for school. It wasn't their. I walked through 4th Ave, finding. I asked a construction worker if he saw a white iPhone 4. He said he didn't, but he offered me help. The man lent me his phone, but I forgot the last four digits of the number. STUPID! How do I not remember my mom's cell number. So I called home and my mom picked up. My mom said some person called and found my phone. I went to school and got a subway pass. Then I walked past McDonald's and some bank, and to the subway. I got home one hour late. After I arrived, my dad got home, and said some woman waited half-an-hour for him to pick up the phone. I asked where she was. He said in Park Slope, in McDonald's. REALLY? I spent an hour looking for that phone, and at one point it was just 50ft away from me? WOW!

My Teacher Says "Direction" Again

Shut your face, teacher. Your saying the word "Direction" has gone to the furthest level it could possibly reach. Today, I had to go under my table, because I was laughing. She didn't even notice me. I was LLNing in there and I could not stop. Other Directioners were laughing, but out of everyone, I looked like a stupid retard. So yeah... My "Notes" keep getting longer.

Facebook Donate

This shit is not real. Pictures that have photos of an injured or deformed child ask you donate money to an organization by telling you to like, share, or comment on the photo. This isn't real. I came to realization of this when I saw photo of a baby with googly eyes that you can pretty much buy at any arts and crafts store. Someone just bought x-tra large googly eyes and put it on the baby while he was sleeping. Why do they fake this? You're not actually donating money. They're not cheating you either. Whoever posted the photo probably wants endless likes.

My Science Notes When My Teacher Continuously Says "Direction"

Word Problems in Math

I get a workbook in math class. The problem I get is a fill-in-the-blank word problem. It says, Kerrigan is k inches tall. Mia is 4 inches shorter than Kerrigan. Kevin is 3 inches shorter than Mia. What? A math problem with pigeons? SNAP! I lose focus. I go into the void of One Direction. Kevin the Pigeon. Everytime it says Kevin, I write, "the pigeon" under it.

Another workbook fill-in-the-blank problem is... William blah blah blah... I immediately think about Louis William Tomlinson. So I write in Louis above all the Williams, and Tomlinson below. Louis Tomlinson is perfection.

The page after Louis William Tomlinson is a word problem. It says Johanna. I instantly think about the Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Johanna Mason, the tribute from District 7, who plays in the third Quarter Quell. I write "Mason" under Johanna. Like A Boss. BTW the Hunger Games: Catching Fire movie is out on November 22nd, 2013. You'd better watch it.

Vocab of Today 3/13/13

"No... Jimmy Protested!" - A famous quote to all Directioners, by the one and only Louis Tomlinson

"Zayn is Vain" - Another quote by Louis Tomlinson, which describes Zayn... he's sexy and he knows it

"I like to play with Harry's Curls" - An Amazayn and true quote by Zayn Malik. Who doesn't love to play/touch Harry Styles' signature curls? I dream of it everyday!!!!

My Teachers Keep Saying "Direction"

Why teachers, why?????????? Don't you know who One Direction is? Don't you know about the endless Directioners in class? We don't need to hear: "The seismic waves go in all DIRECTIONS" or "Follow the DIRECTIONS" or "You thicken the line in only ONE DIRECTION" I like to focus, I want to focus, and I want to get a 100% on my tests but why the hell do you have to say "Direction"? I can't concentrate. If you are a teacher, be careful when you say "DIRECTION" because all the teenage girls and boys are going to be like:

We want to concentrate. Say "way" instead of "Direction" or say "instructions" instead of "Directions." I was in science class, and my teacher was talking about locating the epicenter of an earthquake. She says "Distance. Distance..." This was how I saw it, "...and that you need your DISTANCE, DISTANCE," from "Tell Me A Lie" by One Direction. When she says "One," I see it as either, "She's gonna say 'Direction,'" or "One Thing by One Direction," or "One Way, or Another, I gonna find ya, I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha." I'll post a picture of my "Directioner Notes" from science class later. But the point is, teachers always say "Direction" and I can't focus, because I start thinking about the 5 supercute British-Irish boys!!!!!

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What Little Girls Do

Dress Up
Make a mess
Eat cookies
Make a mess
Do makeovers
Make a mess

(My sister just had a playdate with her best friend)

Vocab of Today 3/10/13

LLN - Laugh Like Niall
VH - Vas Happenin'
NJP - No... Jimmy Protested!!!!!!

Things That Are So Distracting/Annoying

1. Annoying person that laughs like a clown whenever SHE/he gets a text
2. Little Kid Tantrums
3. When girls my age wear too much makeup
4. Directionators
5. Cut 4 Bieber (Don't get him stressed out, I mean he doesn't want you cutting for him. JB's going to feel worse)
6. Report Cards

Lame-O Joke-O #1

What type of music is the balloon afraid of?

POP! :P

Splat Hair Dye Stained My Hands and Arms... Didn't Stain My Hair

Review: Splat Hair Dye

Splat Hair Dye sucks. The other day, I bought a kit of Splat Blue Envy. The picture on the box looks so intense but the actual thing is horrible. They must photoshop that thing. I followed the instructions. I put on the pair of application gloves from the kit and I immediately knew they were going to crappy. But I didn't have any other gloves available for this, so I started mixing the peroxide and bleach. Oh, it was mess! I opened cap of the peroxide bottle and cut the packet of bleach. I started pouring it, but I spilled like half of the stuff. That's my fault, but everything else is Splat's fault. I put the cap back on the bottle and shook it for a minute. Then I let it rest. I read over the instructions and it said the bottle was going to burst if it was left unused for over two minutes. I just said whatever, and started applying the bleach. The instructions said that if I have black hair, I should bleach for an hour. So I did, and when I washed it out, my hair was some sort of fake, damaged, strawberry blond thing. I wasn't going to rebleach it. I don't want to damage my hair. So I applied the blue dye. I scrubbed the thing in my hair for twenty minutes in each section and waited an hour, because I didn't trust their coloring chart. It said to leave the dye on for half an hour. I washed the dye off. My hair was still in that ugly strawberry blond shade. I'm not insulting people with that hair color, but the bleach made my hair look so fake. The blue dye didn't even work a bit. I tried redying a week later. I left the dye on for two hours. I washed it off and I saw some blue. But it was mostly the ugly shade. It's been a week since that, and some parts of my hair is blue, but some of it is turning green. I'm not a fan of green, unless Liam Payne tells me to love that color. Then I'll be like LLN (Laugh Like Niall), I was stupid. But overall Splat Hair Dye is horrible.

Vocab of Today 3/9/13

PhenomenNIALL - Niall Horan is incredible and outstanding, or One Direction is, or I just LOVE SOMETHING!!!!!!!

AmaZAYN - Zayn Malik is hot and I love him and One Direction, or I just LOVE something.

BrilLIAM - Liam Payne is so cute and so is One Direction, or I just LOVE  something.

ExtraordinHARRY - Harry Styles is so lovable, or something is so LOVABLE

FabuLOUIS - Louis Tomlinson is the sass masta!!!!!! I LOVE HIM, or I LOVE something....

New Blog!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey guys, this is my first post ever on this blog. I'm not looking for any trouble or hate. I'm just reviewing things and being excited like a typical person. Let me tell you a bit about myself. As you can infer from my link, I love The Hunger Games series. I'm also a Directioner. I fangirl 24/7. I'm excited about the documentary on One Direction... in 3D!!!!!!! It comes to theaters on August 30th, 2013 in New York City. I'm also excited about the sequel movie to the Hunger Games, which is Catching Fire. Catching Fire premieres on November 22, 2013. I can't wait. In my blog, you'll be reading about my fangirling experiences, stuff i like, stuff i don't like, books, movies, and other bullshit I care about, that you will enjoy reading... or not.